Friday, February 29, 2008

about Real Anglo-Catholics

Awhile back I came across a blog about Real Anglo-Catholics at http://jjostm.blogspot.com/2006/01/real-ultimate-anglo-catholic-power.html However, since that time, the blog seems to have fallen off into oblivion. From what I could piece togther from other references to this once hilarious post is the following:

About Real Anglo-Catholics:

"Anglo-catholics can out-catholic any Roman catholic they want.Anglo-Catholics kick low-church evangelical asses ALL the time while chanting and genuflecting and don't even think twice about it.These guys are so crazy and awesome that they read Ritual Notes ALL the time.I heard that there was this Anglo-Catholic priest who was eating at a diner in his cassock. And when some dude said “and also with you” the priest killed the whole town and sung a solemn requiem mass.My friend Mark said that he saw a Anglo-Catholic totally uppercut some kid just because the kid used the 1979 Prayer Book....
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also from the Anglo-catholic Ninja:
http://anglocatholicninjas.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/anglo-catholic-ninja-weapons-and-gear/ :

"The Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic, our Thurible Master Ninja, has listed a few Anglo-Catholic weapons and gear:The Anglican BreviaryThe BirettaAltar at St. Clement’s in Philadelphia (not sure how the AC ninja is supposed to conceal this)Gin Martinis (more than one per AC ninja, presumably)It’s definitely a RUAC (Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic) selection. The thing is, these weapons are rather difficult to wield and, frankly, some of them are not even that deadly. If an AC ninja came accross a Calvinist, would he whip out his gin martini? The Calvinist would probably call him a wussy boy and smack him around town with a fine bottle of single-malt whiskey (just look at crazy Reformed lad RC Sproul Jr. checking out his collection). So, with due respect to the Master, AC ninjas have to be better armed, especially when on patrol in low-church zones. To develop dexterity and flexibilty at an early stage , we suggest that acolytes begin training with the…Double-bladed crosierDo not try this at home boys and girls. Seek the guidance of an Anglo-Catholic ninja master please."
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"I've heard where ever you find four Anglo-catholics, you'll also find a Fifth!"
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If anyone know where the original blog went or the whole quote, please let us know.

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